Herbert is my very interesting coworker from another country. We both work as software developers for an internet company. He has a master's degree in computer science, which adds to my bewilderment at some of his questions. This is the saga of his adventures in the programming world.
- I don't know why this query is so slow in production. Is killing me! I tested the query on my machine and it's fast!
- How many records do we have in production?
- About one million
- How many do you have on your machine?
- 2,000
* facepalm *
